10. Think Bob Brenly is an absolute genius.
9. Get tickets to the game on Ring Day expecting to get their very own World Series ring.
8. Unable to complete that big business deal without a Jumbotron telling them which line to sign on.
7. Change the dog's name to Bob.
6. Anxiously awaiting BK Kim's first Cy Young Award.
5. Give out laminated copies of "Baseball 101" as Christmas gifts.
4. Show up at Fenway Park wearing a bikini and carrying a bottle of suntan lotion.
3. Under the impression that one World Series win entitles the team to be referred to as a "dynasty."
2. Jerk around in the batter's box like they have a loss of muscle control during Little League and company softball games.
1. Believe that "Yankees suck" means a good time on a date with Derek Jeter or Tino Martinez.